"Billions of hairy, reddish-brown 'crazy Rasberry ants' (named for a local exterminator) were swarming through the greater Houston area. 'They have nowhere to go, just running crazy wild,' said one resident. 'You know what it's like to sit down on the commode with crazy ants running everywhere?'"
(From Harper's Weekly)
We don't mind ants, especially; what bugs us is this:
Is this pest
It's not humorous!