Sunday, July 4, 2010

They hate mooses, in deuces


Connie Everitt of Kitimat, near Vancouver, hit and killed a moose while driving to the hospital to visit her sister Studley, who was seriously injured when she hit and killed a pregnant moose last month.

"My first thought was, 'Are the moose going out [on a] hunting season for my family?'" she said. "So far, we win three because we got three of them dead."
 
She should have just said:
 
Vamoose,
Damoose.
 

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