Thursday, July 1, 2010

Whale of a question

Working as a guide for a telephone texting service.  Yesterday's oddest question:  Would you get hurt if a whale peed on you?

The whale is the beast most enormous --
A mammal, our textbooks inform us;
With lungs and a spout,
To breathe in and blow out --
Whose blubber makes candles to warm us.

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